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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Flattery will get you everywhere

After dropping about $50 at Sassy's book fair, it was only the first day, I was reading Baby Girl the book about reptiles & amphibians I bought for Bo.

It's a picture book, so she would point to every picture & ask "Wut's dat?" So I'm all it's a frog, it's a snake, it's a lizard... I did get a strange look when we got to the newt -we have a friend named Newt!

After I'd given all the pictures names, some more than once, Baby Girl looked at me & said "You know ewerysing"! I just laughed. I wonder if she'll still think that in 10+ years?
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Retro & I enjoyed last night's Dancing with the Stars. He likes the skimpy outfits, I like Max & Derek!

For all you Bachelor fans, Melissa did great & only 2 days of practice! My Girl Next Door, Holly, notsomuch. Denise Richards was already playing the crazy card. Have you seen her show, she has issues.

I'm thinking the first one to go will be either Jewel's hubby, Ty Murray or computer-nerd, Steve Wozasomething. Although he was kinda funny!

The guy that played the naked neighbor from the Sex in the City movie was looking pretty hot & he can dance too! I'm happy.
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This morning, Bo told me his tallytail was sticking up & it wouldn't go down. TMI - that's just how we roll!

19 comments:

Preppy 101 said...

OH how I love your posts and stories! So funny - you gave me my laugh for the day!! Thanks!! xoxo

Kathy B! said...

Okay, the tallytail got me! As the mom of four girls the tallytail is the one thing I've yet to parent : )

milk and cookeez said...

tallytail=boy parts?
if thats it that's our pea-nuts (or pee ns, as the we one says)

Just Moi said...

I was so excited to see Melissa was on Dancing with the Stars! Yes, she did a great job and I'm so looking forward to next Monday's episode!

Three under Three said...

this is my first time watching Danceing with the Stars, I LOVE IT! I am personally excited about Stevo.

Elaine at Matters of the Heart) said...

Oh yah, my little guy said his pee pee was trying to get big. I am not ready for all that....

pink green & southern said...

In 10 years she will think you are the biggest idiot on the face of the earth, trust me!

Amy said...

Yea, just hope Sassy will even talk to you when she gets 14! As for Baby Girl...she will probably never look at the Newt the same way!! We have the same issue at our house with Kyle...it is just called his Tom-Tom...he gets really concerned and wishes it would never do that.

a H.I.T. said...

Holy cow I can't stop laughing over Bo. That is too funny.

Also, I'm wondering if I've been missing out by avoiding Dancing with the Stars...Holly, Melissa and Denise all on one show?!

Mrs4444 said...

My son once said to me, "Mommy, don't you hate when your penis stands up and you can't get it to go down?" No, Honey, I never have that problem, heehee!

Loved DWTS last night, and I agree with all of your comments. :)

Gracie Beth said...

I think my favorite comment about Denise Richards was that she looked hungry!

Pearls To Hide My Neck said...

Tell sweet little Bo to get used to it because he will have that problem for the next 25 years. Ha

Laura said...

ROTFLMAO about tallytail!!! Sorry. Obviously I don't have a boy! Thank you, God, because I just don't know how I would have responded to that comment! Please tell how you did!

Becca said...

I love when my kids are fooled into thinking that I know everything! It feels so good!

Becca

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Helene said...

Your daughter is so sweet!!!

I watched DWTS too and the Steve guy wierded me out with his perma-grin. And I felt all out of breath watching him dance...he just looked so stuffed into his clothes. I thought Melissa did pretty well too, considering she'd only had a few days to practice.

wife.mom.nurse said...

TMI ALERT!!!!! Yikes!!!!

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How did I miss DWTS? Oh yeah, running a support group! Must tape ASAP!!!

I think Melissa is adorable...I would watch just to see her (don't tell my hubby I actually mean the SITCity naked dude!)

Sherrie said...

Of course moms know everything. :) And -- I soooo did not like Holly Madison or Denise Richards...they reminded me a LOT of Susan Lucci's dancing. LOL! I know...mean!

jenniedub said...

I have heard of tallywacker but never tallytail!! :) That starts an interesting day to say the least! Cute blog btw!! :)

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