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Monday, March 9, 2009

Monday Moments for Moms - The Funny Version

Don't you just love the things kids come up with!

A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.--Tim, 7 years old

Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. --Mellanie, 7 years old

My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.--Grady, 7 years old

My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.--Toby, 7 years old

My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.--Sarah, 7 years old

My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.--Lilly, 7 years old

I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.--Ethan, 7 years old

I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.--Shirley, 7 years old

My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.--Jack, 7 years

12 comments:

a H.I.T. said...

Wow. Amazing what kids pick up on. My favorite is a toss up between Lilly and Grady.

Kathy B! said...

That's 2 parts hysterical and one part frightening!

I have to admit that, like Lilly's father, I dance much better when I've had a drink. I have yet to dance into the pool, though.

Kathy B! said...

That's 2 parts hysterical and one part frightening!

I have to admit that, like Lilly's father, I dance much better when I've had a drink. I have yet to dance into the pool, though.

Helene said...

Oh.My.Gosh. That was hilarious!! I think juice came out of my nose when I laughed since I had just taken a sip of my drink right as I started reading this!!

This totally made my day!

Elaine at Matters of the Heart) said...

Whoa, a few of these made me laugh really hard...Leave it to kids.

Heather Happymaker said...

Ahahaaaaaa!! Funny! Love the one about giving Dad's beer to the dog.

Tales From My Empty Nest said...

Those are adorable!!! Out of the mouth of babes! Thanks for sharing. Love & blessings from NC!

Paula Constable said...

Kids know more than we think.

kel said...

Ok, that was hilarious!

Sherrie said...

Too darn cute. You gotta love the effects of beer, too! :)

wife.mom.nurse said...

Your son Grady is cracking me up!!!

Journey on! by Kelleye said...

This was hilarious!!!!!!! Those 7 year old are just waaaay too smart for their own good! Love the rock n 1st grader pictures below! Lots of spring fever on all the blogs I see today- lots of giveaways!

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