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Sunday, October 12, 2008

What Not to Wear!

This picture does not do this "hot mess" justice!


Last night, some of the Bunko Babes & I attended the wedding of another Babes' little sister. Our entertainment for the evening was the chic in the red dress! One of the girls nicknamed her "Anna" as in Anna Nicole Smith. You know we do not like to talk about people, especially what they're wearing, but this was way too much. It's really bad when the guys are talking about your outfit!

Let me quote from one of the greatest movies of all time, Steel Magnolias: "It looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket!".

If your boobs, belly & booty are BUSTING out of the dress you have chosen to wear, you might want to pick another.
If you are attending a wedding & your outfit draws more attention than the bride, you might want to rethink your clothing choice.
If your boob pops out while you are dancing, donate that bad boy to Goodwill or better yet, throw it away!

Not only was she dressed like this for the reception, she wore this into our church! Now that's just sad.

*Special thanks to MC for the picture & BA for telling me how to get it from my email to here!*

15 comments:

SarahHub said...

Oh, I feel sorry for her. But you bet I would have been laughing all night...

Mandy said...

Love the Steel Magnolias quote and that pic is hilarious!!

Creative Junkie said...

omg - what was she thinking? oh that's right - she wasn't.

Julie said...

Oh that is too much! Someone should seriously tell her she does NOT look cute!

Woman in Training said...

I feel so bad for her. I've had my periods of low self esteem as well. I'll bet she thinks she has not one thing to offer besides her pigs in a blanket.

Tess said...

Yikes!! Some people think they look sexy in clothes like that. I dont think so!!!

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

Oh my goodness!

Beckie said...

glad you got it to post - I've been waiting all day to check and see it!

aGibby said...

Yikes, that is scary! I am going to a wedding this weekend, I am going to check my dress right now to make sure I look nothing like that! LOL!

Jade said...

Ohhh that's a little too much! LOL

Barb said...

You should send this to Glamour for one of their "Don't"s! Perfect quote!

The Mom said...

There is one at every wedding isn't there! LOL! Leaves the house telling herself, "I look hot" hot mess is right!

Caffeine Court said...

She looks like she's about 6 months along. But she's NOT and that's what's so sad about it!

Tickled Pink And Green said...

LOLOL!! I soooo remember that line from Steel Magnolias!

Too bad she wasn't wearing a blanket to cover up those puppies.

Love the sneaky little pic of her too. Was that so you wouldn't be seen? Tee Hee.

Tickled Pink And Green said...

P.S. One of my pet peeves is people trying to be sexy at weddings. I mean sexy in good taste is one thing, but sexy like this is ridiculous. A wedding is an elegant affair and one shouldn't embarrass the bride.

And hey, I think even the bride shouldn't try to be too sexy -- don't get me started on that!

But I'm not opinionated or anything.

;-)

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