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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Here's something funny to buy me some time!

Believe it or not, these are REAL 911 calls from Nashville, Tennessee!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
(That wasn't me, but if this was from GA, it could have been!)

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

7 comments:

SarahHub said...

Oh, these make me feel very smart!

Jade said...

Oh my! I feel very smart right now too ;) Hahahhaa LMAO!

Mandy said...

Oh my lord these are funny!! Between this and the hot mess pic on the last post you are just crackin' me up!

Tina (mummifiedx5) said...

LOL These are too funny! :)

Doré said...

hehe, thanks for the good laugh!

Kate said...

That is too funny! I wish I could be a bunko babe. I love bunko! We used to play it at family reunions.

Michele said...

I like this one. Funny. :-)

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