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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Observations or Confessions, you decide.

*Only teens & desperate mommas drink Vodka & Hawaiian Punch


*Some little boys refuse to bathe, so their momma has to beat them to get them in the tub & sometimes she's just too tired, so it's not every night.


*Tween girls won't let their little sister get in the bath tub with them, but as soon as her mother gets in it's a party.


*Parents give their children Benadryl or a little homeopathic pill called Calms Forte to make help them sleep.


*Nick Jr. can be very educational.


*There's a thin line between boredom & hunger.

*Having a produce man with a thing for you does have its benefits (at the grocery store).

*Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is always on HBO.

*The longer the hair, the more that comes out when it's pulled.


*Having boys makes you learn skills you thought you'd never need.


*Why do people keep unmatched socks?

*Adults watch Wizards of Waverly Place.

*Way too many people are way too into Y&R. check out their FB page 

*You can go to Wal-Mart at 8am looking like hell & if you see your friends there, they'll be looking like hell too.

*A man invented Play-Doh & Legos.

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19 comments:

Amy Hiley said...

You are such a hoot! I'm laughing and agreeing with them all. See you Sat. ;)

flip flops and pearls said...

One day I;ll learn not to have liquid in my mouth when I read your posts!
BWAHAHAHAAA Hope your day is great!

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

LOL. I agree with them all. Definitely a man invented play dough and legos, a mom would know better.

Drew's Mom said...

You had me at the first one... in desperate times, vodka and ANYTHING make a good combo for Mama!

Not a Perfect Mom said...

ONE DAY the other socks will show up...I have faith...
one day...

Jennifer said...

I totally get that hunger/boredom one. As a matter of fact I'm kind of bored right now. I wish I had some chips.

Preppy 101 said...

Hilarious! Love this. xoxo

Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

Vodka and Hawaiian Punch... I hadn't thought of that one... but then I have bottle of Absolut in the back of the closet that I keep forgetting about... it's all about the $3 Chuck!

Of course a man invented Legos and PlayDoh!

MommaKiss said...

so on board with the benedryl.

and nick jr.

Six Feet Under Blog said...

Love the last one! So true. lol

Six Feet Under Blog said...

Love the last one! So true. lol

Kim-Stuff could be worse said...

Funny is the word! I started wearing some of my unmatched socks at home?? Nobody sees me and they are good socks

Adrienne said...

This post made me chuckle =)

Mrs4444 said...

I just hate that fine line...

Kendall could care less that her (white) socks match. I love that about her :)

Snuggle Wasteland said...

AMEN to the last one! I threw a bunch of those away today.

Making It Work Mom said...

Love this.
I totally get the Wal-Mart thing!!
And the sock thing - yeah I have to do that every once in awhile.

Helene said...

You always make me laugh! I've been known to give my kids Benadryl just because I want them to go to sleep already!!!

When I was younger I was always embarrassed that my mom bought us clothes at K-Mart so I used to complain while we were in the store that someone from school might see me. She'd always say, "Well, then you'll know that they shop at K-Mart too." She had a point.

Kate Lewis said...

Yes and Amen to all.

Kim at Coffee Pot Chronicles said...

New reader here. I'd also argue that wives without children who have nothing but tequila and root beer will drink that. If desperate enough I'd also drink Hawaiian Punch and vodka.

Plus, I go to Wal-Mart to laugh at people looking like hell. I'm evil, I know. I'm no supermodel but it can be funny as hell seeing a 350 pound woman with spandex pants so tight it goes up her butt crack. Gross, but hilarious in its own way.

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