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Friday, July 9, 2010

It is WAY too hot!

It is like 105 degrees in Middle Georgia today!  I love summer, but it gets to a point where enough is enough!  It's so hot that my brain can't even function right (that's my excuse & I'm sticking with it) so I'm joining in...

 Mommy's Idea
*I love Chelsea Handler!  I think she is so funny.  She & I share the same kind of snarkastic humor. except she talks about celebrities, I just talk about regular folk. I watch AND DVR her show, Chelsea Lately (on my favorite channel E!) at the same time! I kinda have a crush on one of the comedians, Chris Franjola. except he has big teeth.  Big WHITE teeth.  easy on the crest stripes, bud.

*I found the funniest site, bluntcard.com. Well I didn't find it, I think Babes Mami sent me over. You can send these as ecards, post them on Facebook or Twitter or buy as a magnet. I sent one to my besties last night!  If you can get pass some of the bad language, it's snarkastic humor at it's best!
If this one said Blogger, it'd be perfect. 

Hey! At least she's cooking. 

*Tonight we're having a GNO to celebrate one of my BFFs' birthday. 
Happy late Birthday Becky!  She is the hardest person to buy for & this year she actually told me what she wanted, a monogrammed t-shirt, so that was fabulous! I can't wait to give it to her!

*It's been so hot, my dogs think they can come in the house.  It might be okay except for the fact that Beauregard the BAD bulldog has pooped in here, not once but twice!  He needs to take some pointers on doggie etiquette from my well-behaved but not the brightest black Lab, Buck.

*Why is it that the tannest parts of my body can only be seen when I wear my bathing suit?  I work hard for this tan & trust me, nobody wants to see me busting around town in my sunshine yellow bikni.

*Outback's Tropical Relief martinis are the best! I had 2, could've had 12. well maybe not 12.


*I promise I have more stuff rattling around in my head, but I can't find it right now.  It's been one of those days!

27 comments:

debra said...

It is 115 here today - in AZ we expect it but it's still HOT and we even have a bit of humidity which is not normal - but nothing compared to the humidity in the south. I am hoping it will all be a faint memory before too long. Keep cool!

debra said...

It is 115 here today - in AZ we expect it but it's still HOT and we even have a bit of humidity which is not normal - but nothing compared to the humidity in the south. I am hoping it will all be a faint memory before too long. Keep cool!

Shell said...

I swear, it's the heat- I can't think straight in this heat.

Have fun on your night out!

Jennifer said...

It is so hot here. I love that card site. It reminds me of Sommee, I think that is how it is spelled.

Mama Hen said...

100 here! You have a new follower from Friday Follow! Come visit me at Mama's Little Chick.

Mama Hen
www.mamaslittlechick.com

Adrienne said...

Have fun tonight and enjoy...sorry its so hot sometimes I just with we could set the thermostat on the earth

Lisa Ceaser said...

Happy FF - loved those blunt cards!

Sarah Wyland said...

It's hot here too - so over it!

I've got that same sense of humor - and I make fun of regular people... :)

mamamagnolia said...

I considered feeding my crew popsicles for lunch. It is too hot to even think about food. I can't believe our kids go back to school in this heat. August is way too early.

Tracie said...

It's miserable here and we stained that stupid deck yesterday. At least I got a buzz from whiffing the stain.

Preppy 101 said...

Hot as hades here, too. And humidity the worst I can remember to go along with it! OMG. It finally rained this eve and cooled off the temps a bit, but the humidity is worse now! Love those cards. haha ;-) xoxo

Leah said...

I think I am stealing bluntcards.com for myself. Over from Friday Follow. Love the blog title. I tend to be a complete slacker!

Living on Love and Cents said...

I hear ya! Here in Houston is is so stinkin hot! Iam a new follower. I hope u will stop by soon. www.livingonloveandcents.blogspot.com

SueMac said...

Oh, those cards... I have plans for those! It's hot as Hades here, too.

Gina said...

Oh, I love random blog posts!

And thanks for the link over the blunt cards. That's some funny stuff right there.


I came over from the comment club...

Hazel Nut said...

I am so over the heat as well! It is too hot in the Shenandoah Valley for this Yankee to handle. I am so glad we finally got some rain, everything was all brown and dying, very depressing looking.

I did an email purge last fall. I am embarrassed to admit I had thousands upon thousands. I subscribed to way too many things, like lots of cooking sites, lol.

Coming over from Friday Follow Me and so glad I followed your blog, I love how you embrace your slackerness ;) Now following you!

Hazel Nut said...

...well actually I have been getting an error from Google and it wont let me follow, I will try again later.

I am Harriet said...

Hi there.
You have a cute site!


I'm stopping by from the Friday-Follow Comment Club to thank you for joining us.
Have a wonderful rest of your weekend!
http://harrietandfriends.com/

Tina said...

Hi, visiting from the comment club. I'm in Alabama, so I can relate to how hot it is. I don't know that HOT actually describes it well enough.

Neccie's Creations said...

Its not 100 here in SC, but it is humid and hot. Thoes blunt cards are cute and funny. I need to brighten a friends day and that will work. thanks for visiting and following me that was sweet of you. I took a look around and I am following you too. Cute blog.

Henley on the Horn said...

I love your rambling! However, you have made me VERY AFRAID to go home to HOT Florida!

Untypically Jia said...

OMG thank you for linking me to bluntcards! I'm going to waste hours of energy there when I should be doing laundry!

Stopping by from comment club.

Life Without Pink said...

Yes the heat does crazy things to me! I want fall here so bad.

Oh and noticed our cute little trophy on your side bar, you rock!

Lady Hill said...

Haha I LOVE blunt cards!

stopping by from comment club

http://fromlazytolady.blogspot.com

Mrs4444 said...

The cards are awesome. I'd think of one myself, but I'm coming up empty, too, tonight!

Okay, I have to ask; is putting your url in your comment a rule for the comment club, cuz that would drive me crazy...

I'm surprised you even go outside in that HEAT, let alone get a tan! I'm impressed.

pink green & southern said...

It's even hot as blazes here in CT. I hate it but at least my vegetables are thriving.

Oh and I love Chelsea Handler too. That girl is almost as funny as you!

Brooke said...

Hahahaha. Love the twitter one.

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