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Friday, July 16, 2010

I'm a BFF!





One of my favorite bloggers, Shell from Things I Can't Say, has chosen me as today's BFF!  I am so excited! I feel like I've just won Miss Georgia!  That's the most important because I think Miss America's kind of rigged. And I won't ever discuss Miss USA.  How did I get off on pageants?  I guess it's a Southern thang.  My cousin was Miss GA by the way.  I'm famous like that.

And that cartoon above, totally looks like me if she had blond hair.  The other blond is Shell.

If you're new, read all of this week's post because between this, Blog Bash & Not Mom of the Year contest I have been pretty full of myself!  I am a true smarta$$, but I do try to be a good momma.  On Friday's, I usually do random thoughts because there's always tons of those floating around in my head.  Some days, if you're lucky, you can read about our preppy redneck adventures, crazy trips to the pediatrician & drama-filled days.  Trust me, there's never a dull moment around here!

So today's thoughts...

*Bo slammed his finger in the bathroom door at church on Wednesday.  I just knew we were going to have to make an infamous trip to Dr. K. But it's not broken, just a mushed nail.

*Retro's cousin is getting married tonight, Friday night weddings are apparently the latest thing.  They are only having beer & wine, so I've got a to go bottle of vodka in my handbag.  Wedding punch is always better with a kick. 

*Speaking of vodka, I really want to try Belvedere.  Chelsea Handler loves it, but I don't think they sell it at the liquor in Smalltown, GA.

*I'm not really a lush, I just don't get out much.

*I got the results from Sassy's tests (you'll have to look for that post) & the results were worst than I expected.  Apparently, her brother picked up the IQ points she left behind in the womb.  But I feel confident everything will work out. Somebody just may have to up my prescription!

*Bo's new favorite show, aside from The Backyardians (the littles may need a 12-step program to get over that one), is Fanboy & Chum-Chum.  Who I call Fatboy & Dumb-Dumb, just to get a rise!  

*I'm trying to break him of saying "Aww, God!"  I thinks Golly & Gosh are dumb.  I'll even take Nuts!  I've hate to get a call from school because he keeps taking the Lord's name in vain.

*Speaking of school, the countdown is on...25 more days. I can't decide if I'm excited or dreading it!

*As always, if something in this post doesn't make sense, I reserve the right to claim insanity!

Mommy's Idea

30 comments:

Cluttered Brain said...

congrats on your feature over at shell's place!!
YAY!

:) Hope U have a great weekend!!

RN Mama said...

Wow, congrats on your BFF-ness. I love Shell, and I love you! You're my two fave blond bloggers:)

Jennifer said...

I'm glad you are getting some answers for Sass. It is a lot easier to figure out what do do when you know what you're workin' with.

Unknown Mami said...

Your the closest I've ever come to meeting Miss Georgia! Congratulations on the BFF feature. Have a great weekend.

brainella said...

I have no clue who Miss GA is so I pick you instead. :)

We have 38 days to go until school. My son is beside himself with glee.

Have a great weekend.

Laura said...

We have a wedding on Saturday night. Wayne's a groomsmen! I can't help but laugh! He's a 41 year old groomsmen for a 20-something year old groom!! BWAHAHAHA! Anyway, I'll have my vodka hidden in my purse, too, or in Alise's "activities-to-keep-her-mouth-shut" bag.

Katina said...

Congrats on your feature! Totally feelin you girlie! Following you and totally feeling you on the right to plead insanity! I am totally coo coo for cocoa puffs!

jenn@peacelovemommy said...

hiya stoppin by again from your BFF post! I just had Belvedere Vodka for the first time in Vegas 2 weeks ago and I have to tell you.... i wasn't that impressed. and my drink was like $18 YEAH. Not worth it....I stuck to Ketel One the rest of the trip.... have fun!

Helena said...

Hi, I'm Helena. Your guest post had me laughing, and I loved reading your fragmented thoughts. If you spike the punch, I promise not to tell.

Congrats on being shell's BFF!

I am Harriet said...

Stopping by from the Friday Follow to say hello!
Thanks so much for playing!
Have a great Friday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/07/what-could-you-possibly-learn-from-me-in-this-profilebuilding-friendship-one-blog-hop-at-a-time/

chele said...

Found you through Shell! Love the blog.

Belvedere is okay but I prefer Grey Goose.

We 2 Bees said...

You have such a great blog!
I was laughing and laughing at the not mom of the year with your 8 year old. I have one of those 8 year olds at my house too... where do they come up with this stuff? Cell phones & iPods.
I'm a new follower coming over from shells.

Beth Zimmerman said...

Congrats on your feature on Things I Can't Say! As for Fan-Boy and whoever ... my grandson was rolling on the floor laughing at me one day when I was looking for something for him to watch and I asked if he wanted to watch Fat-Boy!

Miss Janice said...

I love that your cousin was Miss Georgia!! That DOES make you famous! Reading your blog always puts a smile on my face...you have a wonderful way with words girl!!! I've sent a request to follow you on Twitter (please let me in) :) BTW, I just read in another one of your posts that your son will eat watermelon triangles but not the watermelon balls. That's me!!!

Shell said...

I'm going to have to remember that last line(and totally steal it LOL).

Just stopped over to see if you got some new smiling faces over in your followers. :)

Erin Wallace said...

Here for Friday Follows and following you now. Hope to see you at Dropped Stitches!

xo Erin
droppedstitches72.blogspot.com

~ Crystal ~ said...

I found you on Things I Can't Say. I love your witty (and care-free) outlook on parenting. I am now following.

Doreen McGettigan said...

Congrats on all the good stuff! I am visiting from FF and already follow you so I thought I would stop back and look around some more..you are funny and I needed a smile :)

KT said...

Loving the BFF-twist!

The Partin's said...

2PreppyGirls sent me!! I wholeheartedly agree about "Fat Boy and Dumb Dumb" and I just moved to Ga.

The Partin's said...

I have been reading more of your blog...I think you could be my new best friend! Are you sure you are not blogging about my life?? I shared some with my hubby and he wanted to know if there were cameras in our house!

lisleman said...

I've done the FF thang a few times but I actually got her through the new SS feature/meme.

I'm glad you put a 'crew' page here because I thought you had a retro cousin whatever that would be.

MommaKiss said...

HELLOOOOOOOO!
loved the post at shell's. Seriously. now this vodka issue. have you just accepted the 'drinking commitment' yet? it'll all be ok once you just accept the love :P

Messy Mommy said...

I was in a pageant once. Got in the top 10. I was pretty proud. School starts exactly one month from today for us. Which means I have a LOT to do before my classroom is ready! Since I'm teaching at a Christian school and Otter is attending, I'm trying to be very cautious of the language!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sandra said...

Congrats on the BFF! That's terrific! As for Bo, how 'bout if he says 'balls' can he say that? Come on, it'd be hilarious, and his teachers would be too busy picking themselves up off the floor to call you!

Joy said...

just jumping over from shell before I am off to bed so I will have to come back for more when I have more time to read on. I did jump around and read thru your 100 things love them BTW. we vacation really close to St. George in Cape San Blas, actually just got home from there a few hrs ago and already want to go back.

Anyways like I said will definitely be back for more!

Trista said...

I can see why you were picked as a featured BFF, you are hilarious!!! Looking forward to more laughs from you.

amieggs said...

congrats!!!

Krista said...

Just found you from Shell and I adore you already, my kid of mom. Add 2 more kids, a dog and a work at home husband, and that's my life! Love everything i've read and plan to keep reading. I very well might not sleep, i just keep giggling!! keep up the awesomeness girl!

Tracie said...

Sorry about Sass' results. Hopefully, the 'experts' will help you come up with a plan of action.

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