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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Let me clarify...



This week, I going to use my "What I meant to say" post to clarify some of yesterday's Post-Its & update one issue that seems to be concerning some people.

What I meant to say is...

Here's the tree.
And here's all the stuff. All waiting to be transported to the basement. I'm little people, I can only do so much!!!

What I meant to say...
Cutting out laminated penguins & making costumes for Friday's 2nd grade production of Mr. Popper's Performing Penguins is for the birds. Now y'all know there will be a post to follow.
What I meant to say...
Emma Ruth is my 90 year old grandmother. She is the who I inherited my dysfunctional bladder from, which I passed along to Baby Girl. Her's is currently giving her some grief as well. Must be the freakin' water. She taught me everything I know about being a WASPy Steel Magnolia. (I made that up) I learned the proper way to gossip & how we must always keep up appearances from her. I also got my love of "the stories" from her. She would die if she knew I had this blog! Oh the stories I could tell...
What I meant to say:
Anybody wanna buy some doughnuts?
In other news:
Since Retro doesn't like to celebrate "Hallmark Holidays", I'm working on a big Valentine's Day giveaway, so not everybody gets the shaft like I do. (Really I don't. My hubs is the best ever.) he reads this.
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10 comments:

Steven Anthony said...

Holy crap, thats allot of christmas stuff...lol

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

I hope your g'ma feels better soon!!

Oh, and I'll take some donuts!! You'll have to give them to me on the down low though....I'm on a diet. Day 3 is almost over. It feels like day 39....but without the weight loss. :(

gCe said...

I will be getting the shaft on Valentines day too, and well someone won't be getting cupcakes.

Preppy 101 said...

Oh I guess I need to come your way and help you! I love your new expression - WASPy Steel Magnolia! Which Steel Magnolia would you be? xoxo

Jenn said...

"Mah colahs are blush and bashful."

"Your colahs are PANK and PANK."

"drink yah juice, Shelby. Drink yah juice."

"DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HEAH"

I love that movie. I would totally be Truvy. Although, I totally have my Ouiser moments. It's whatever though :)

Tracie said...

I get the same thing for my birthday, Christmas and Valentines Day. NOTHING. A whole new set every year. Lucky me.

Krystyn said...

Bad bladder= no fun.

And, I'm all in for a V-day giveaway...last year, my hubby completely forgot Mother's Day...so I wonder what craziness is in store for Valentine's Day.

kanishk said...

It feels like day 39....but without the weight loss.

Work from home India

Sam said...

I also have CHristmas stuff in piles around the house. Honey doesn't get the hint that it needs to go somewhere else! If you ever have bladder sling surgery...we should talk first! Having pre-exisiting stuff made it horrible and I am just coming out from the dark side. However...it did work. I may never pee again! When it's not my idea!

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