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Friday, December 4, 2009

Letters of Intent

This week I really have something that I want to say, so I'm joining Julie at Foursons & her Letters of Intent.

Letters of Intent


Dear Celebrity,

Did you not realize you are famous?

Are you not aware there are such a thing as paparazzi?

Did you really think you wouldn't get caught?

Are you a little (lot) bit tangled in that web you wove?

Seriously. Think about it. Everybody knows who you are & that you are married. And if you're seen with someone else (in Vegas, while your wife is at home with 2 babies) people are going to notice. You would think that wouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure out.

These tramps aren't in it because you are super awesome. You are very wealthy. And money talks. So does Us Weekly. And apparently they pay better than you.

Like Retro said, if you wanted to keep chasing skirts why did you get married? You've got plenty of money, you could get any woman you want. (well maybe not any woman, I wouldn't touch your arse with a 10-foot pole. I've never liked you. Nobody likes a showboat. And you knocked my man, Davis off his game. Whoa...where was I?)

Oh yeah. Just think, if you aren't married, you may can even get someone with a tad bit of moral backbone. or at least someone you wouldn't mind being scene sitting in the gallery at the Open.

Remember this at next year's Masters:

Cheaters never win & winners never cheat.

That's all I have to say about that.


*Jesper was right, she should have hit your arse with a driver instead of a 3 wood.*

9 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

And he was one of the wholesome dudes....

Shell said...

What a moron.

I can't even stomach looking at him.

Foursons said...

I don't know why I am so shocked by his behavior but I truly am. What a jacka$$ though. Really. What was he thinking? Oh yeah- he wasn't.

Thanks for linking up!

Seriously? My word verification is "befuc". I'll let you interpret that however you'd like. :)

Kate said...

Given my propensity for all things right - it's terrible. It really is a shame that celebrities feel so inclined to do these things AND get caught pretty easily. I will say....'Rock on!' to his wife for going after him with his own clubs!

pink green & southern said...

Well said, my friend.

EntertainingMom said...

You know what? Nothing should surprise me anymore. But this does. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. What a waste. I wish the media would let this die down tho.

Beth Dunn said...

You put it just right!

xoxo

SC

Miss Janice said...

Some men...

kys said...

I really wasn't surprised. Male + celebrity = infidelity.

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