
Dear Celebrity,
Did you not realize you are famous?
Are you not aware there are such a thing as paparazzi?
Did you really think you wouldn't get caught?
Are you a little (lot) bit tangled in that web you wove?
Seriously. Think about it. Everybody knows who you are & that you are married. And if you're seen with someone else (in Vegas, while your wife is at home with 2 babies) people are going to notice. You would think that wouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure out.
These tramps aren't in it because you are super awesome. You are very wealthy. And money talks. So does Us Weekly. And apparently they pay better than you.
Like Retro said, if you wanted to keep chasing skirts why did you get married? You've got plenty of money, you could get any woman you want. (well maybe not any woman, I wouldn't touch your arse with a 10-foot pole. I've never liked you. Nobody likes a showboat. And you knocked my man, Davis off his game. Whoa...where was I?)
Oh yeah. Just think, if you aren't married, you may can even get someone with a tad bit of moral backbone. or at least someone you wouldn't mind being scene sitting in the gallery at the Open.
Remember this at next year's Masters:
Cheaters never win & winners never cheat.
That's all I have to say about that.
*Jesper was right, she should have hit your arse with a driver instead of a 3 wood.*
8 comments:
And he was one of the wholesome dudes....
What a moron.
I can't even stomach looking at him.
I don't know why I am so shocked by his behavior but I truly am. What a jacka$$ though. Really. What was he thinking? Oh yeah- he wasn't.
Thanks for linking up!
Seriously? My word verification is "befuc". I'll let you interpret that however you'd like. :)
Given my propensity for all things right - it's terrible. It really is a shame that celebrities feel so inclined to do these things AND get caught pretty easily. I will say....'Rock on!' to his wife for going after him with his own clubs!
You know what? Nothing should surprise me anymore. But this does. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. What a waste. I wish the media would let this die down tho.
You put it just right!
xoxo
SC
Some men...
I really wasn't surprised. Male + celebrity = infidelity.
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