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Friday, March 27, 2009

Friday Fragments

It's Friday, so here's my Fragments.

* Why is it that before kids I would frequently "overindulge in liquid libations" & now that I need to tie one on, I can only drink 1 or 2?

* Bo-Bo told his preschool teacher that his hair was "all jacked up". I have no idea where he heard this. (read with sarcasm) Seriously, the kid has 3 crowns in his hair.

* How can Baby Girl be poopy potty trained & not tt potty trained?

* Is my son the only person who refuses to wear underwear with pajamas?

* Seen on 2 different cars on the same day:

It's 4:19...got a minute

It only takes a gumball

Here's what I'm putting on my car: What the hell?

*Politically incorrect: 2-bit hooker
Politically correct: low cost provider

* If my spacing is "all jacked up" it's bloggers fault! Not mine.

For more Friday Fragments check out Mrs. 4444 at Half-Past Kissin' Time.

11 comments:

pink green & southern said...

I am so impressed that she poops on the potty. Prissy didn't until she was 6, I swear. I thought she wouldn't be able to go to first grade!

S. said...

That is too funny! I can't wait to have kids! Lol

Preppy 101 said...

Love, love, love the stories about your children!!

Kathy B! said...

Blogger jacks up my spacing all the time, too. I end up putting periods in to hold the space -- ridiculous

Elaine at Matters of the Heart) said...

I am cracking up over your fragments. Too funny....

Bama Girl in AZ said...

you make me laugh so hard!!

Mrs4444 said...

The only time I have problems with spacing is when I copy and paste from other programs, rather than typing in Blogger. (But your spacing looks fine :)

My mom always discouraged us from wearing underwear with out pajamas. "You want to give yourself a little 'air," she'd say. (Today, I just sleep naked :) Hey, Mom knows best, right?)

Your kidlets are sweet. Pure sweetness.

Just Ask Beth said...

I was thinkinking a little more subtle on the "what the hell" with a preppy monogram WTH!

wife.mom.nurse said...

All very good questions!!!!

I'm hating Blogger!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great weekend!!

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a H.I.T. said...

I know plenty of people who don't wear underwear with pajamas - little boys and girls alike :)

Helene said...

This was funny to read!! I'm always telling Cole not to worry about wearing underwear under his jammies since he'll just be sleeping but he thinks that's "gross" so he insists on wearing them. No "going commando" for my kiddo, I guess.

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