Thursday, April 28, 2016

I'm making a comeback! (If my kids will share an iPad.)

Remember me? I can't believe it's been 3 years since I've blogged. That is beyond Semi Slacker! If anybody is still around, I'm thinking about making a comeback. If I do, my content may not be all rainbows & roses, since I've become a little more crass in my old age. My give a damn busted & I'm not going to bother fixing it.  Sassy has turned into Queen Bitchalot, Bo (my good child) is still Bo & Baby Girl is now referred to as Badeline or Little Hot Mess.

Currently I'm typing this on my phone & it's taken me a good 2 hours to figure out how to work the damn blog again... So while I'm working out some kinks & begging for a larger device,  you can follow me on my new Instagram page to see my sarcastic & probably appropriate posts at @semislackerconfessions.

If you know me in real life & think I'm sweet & innocent, you might be delusional want to reconsider. Oh & I've also been doing ARC (advanced reader copy) reviews of some very trashy (I say that positively) romance novels, so I might post a little about that.  And before you judge, they are very good marital aids, just sayin.  My daddy is so getting his money's worth out of my journalism degree!
(They still don't have a freakin sarcasm font!)

My crew is still doing the same crazy shit as before, maybe even worse, so you'll get to read about their shenanigans & I may vent (as funnily as possible) about life with a teens & 2 tweens, before I shank somebody.  So I hope I can guilt y'all into joining me again!

Much love,
Semi Slacker Mom


  1. Oh. My. GOD! Hell has frozen over!!

  2. I've been waiting for your return. It'll be like a sequel. It'll be like we never missed a beat. So hurry up and put some stuff on here.


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