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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Semi-Slacker Mom's Twelve Days of Christmas by Sassy

Here's Sassy's version of The Twelve Days of Christmas in honor of me.

On the first day of Christmas my daddy gave to mom...
a shiny, new white iPhone,
two Louis Vuittons, (*wow! I only asked for one.)
3 screaming kids,
4 "Hello There" cupcakes,
5 Girls Nights Out
6 Bunko dice,
7 pairs of sunglasses, (again, one would do)
8 cups of vodka, (*with cranberry juice too)
9 pairs of shoes, (*in reference to last Christmas gift)
10 Old Navy gift cards,
11 Cool Ranch Doritos, (*I guess that all I get)
12 blue pills.

Here's wishing everyone a Merry Christmas & a hopeful return to the blog world for me in 2012!!!

6 comments:

  1. Sorta Southern Single MomDecember 19, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    Forwent the vodka and cranberry this weekend in favor of chocolate peppermint martinis made with Whipped Vodka and Peppermint schnapps!

    Happy Holidays!

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  2. Secret Mom ThoughtsDecember 19, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    LOL Great song. What are the blue pills?

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  3. highheeledlifeDecember 19, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    YAY!! Sassy ... has picked the perfect words... !!! Happy Holidays my friend... wishing you a magical Merry Christmas.. and may 2012 ... be filled with your wonderful posts .. you truly have missed!! xo HHL

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  4. Princess FrecklesDecember 19, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    Hilarious!!! Have a great Christmas!

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  5. Kim of Mo BettaDecember 28, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    I think I need those blue pills. Merry Christmas (how is it over already?!) and Happy New Year!!

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  6. AdrienneJanuary 30, 2012 at 10:21 PM

    Cute! I miss Christmas. I'm clikcing around and thought I'd say hi. Come back to the blog world soon. :) Hope 2012 is treating you well!

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I need to know what you're thinking. I'm nosey like that!