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Monday, April 11, 2011

And TOTAL Slacker Blogger

I don't know what's going on with me lately.  I used to love to blog & I just got up from my computer to FOLD CLOTHES! 

I've got of "blog fodder" going on in my head like...

* how I think Charlie Sheen is not that crazy & aside from the briefcase full of cocaine & the all the hookers, I could totally jump into that pool.  Ater all, Tiger's Blood is my favorite flavor at the Tropical Sno place.

*how I think I'm going to have Alzheimer's, like my uncle, when I get older.  I was decorating for Easter & of course, I had to look back at the pictures from last year to remember how I did it & there was a decorative deviled egg platter that I didn't even remember I had!!  And have no idea where it is now.  My friends talk about things we did in the past & I have to ask 'was I there?'.  It's either early onset or too fun much.  I guess it is a good thing I keep this blog, it's kind of like my "Notebook".

*why I hate chicken nuggets.

*some of the crazy things Baby Girl says like, "You know how I get." - her excuse for acting a fool & "Finally, some peace & quiet." when I told her she was going to Babsy's house when the other 2 went to play practice.

*the preparations for the infamous Egg Hunt & some of the stuff we've been up to since Spring decided to grace us with its presence. Like the fact that the children & I are inheriting a bird this week.

*how I never worry about or really talk about my weight, which is usually 126 & I'm 5'1 in case you were wondering (I'm short & scwatty & don't really mind).  Then I write a post about losing 6 weight when I got sick & I gained that back plus 4.  I'm looking sexy in my "yard" bikini.

*and there was something else my I forgot... Imagine.

**oh & that last post, I'm not pissed at anyone; I just saw that on FB & thought it was pretty true.

15 comments:

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

I remember, it's the sex post.

That's for you, Holly.

Jennifer said...

I think sometimes we just need to settle our minds before we can focus them. Sounds like you have a lot going on right now.

mFw said...

I'm way younger than and I already forget things/just don't pay attention. I think its just another way I'm like my mom.

Not a Perfect Mom said...

thanks babe...
my memory is shot to hell too...Eric's always telling stories and I'm lost as to whether or not I was there..he always tells me how worried about me he is...
I blame it on all the pot I smoked when I was a teenager...unless, of course, you don't condone that sort of reckless behavior in youngsters, in which case I never touched the stuff

Shell said...

Oh girl, I can't remember anything these days!

Susan said...

My memory is shot, too. Join the freakin' club!

blueviolet said...

I have a tendency to take stuff and put it places and then I forget I had one so I buy another one. Then eventually I find that first one. It's a vicious cycle of not good.

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

I definitely forget things all the time. A tad scary at times.

Babes Mami said...

I have to write things down or I won't remember. When I was pregnant I would think of something and poof it was gone before I could say it, they said that would go away, they lied!

Di said...

Today, in the time it took to walk from my coworkers office next door to my desk I completely forgot who she had told me I needed to send an email to. I then had to call her at her desk and ask again. You are not alone!

Jenner said...

I liked this random post! I totally agree about Charlie Sheen. And "you know how I get?" Seriously?? That is so cute!!

Sandra said...

Oh you know you rock that bikini! As for the memory thing, I think it has more to do with giving birth and how it sucks out our brains rather than Alzheimers. I think you can put that worry aside for a few more years.

Ms.Wasteland said...

It seems like when I have lots of things to blog about I don't have time to do it. By the time things settle down I've forgotten all about whatever it was. Sigh.

Adrienne said...

I wake up and run to the dry erase board every morning to see what a scribbled needed to be done today and then I think perhaps I need to put it in a different place when my son has erased it and drawn silly stuff... So yeah even my best (ha)efforts fail... And I am in a blogging haze right now..

Mrsblogalot said...

If I could remember anything these days, post-it-notes would be out of business.

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