How about Skittles Vodka? I know my children's teachers could probably use some, but then again they do get a break from them for 3 weeks. I may need to keep this for myself.
6 oz. vodka
60 pieces of skittles candies (of a single color)
1. Separate all the skittles by color.
2. Mix approximately 60 skittles to 6 oz. of vodka into empty water bottles and shake vigorously.
3. Leave overnight.
4. Strain the skittle vodka (use a chinois or coffer filter or something similar) making sure all the white residue is removed.
5. Pour vodka into container, jar, or bottle and chill.
And if you're Not in the Christmas Mood, you can try some of these-
Wear a Santa suit to the nearest red light district & stand on the corner saying "Ho!" as women walk by.
*Get a job as a mall Santa & then tell all the children you're sick of the milk and cookies crap & you'd prefer a beer & a plate of hot wings instead. (or Vodka & chocolate)
*Stand on a street corner selling dime bags of mistletoe.
Buy a package of Keebler's E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and hand them out to children saying this is what happens to the bad elves.
Sell Grinch-skin rugs.
Put on a Santa suit and open a mall kiosk that sells reindeer jerky and Easter Bunny filets.
Randomly replace one bulb in your neighbor's lights so they no longer work. Repeat this every day until Christmas.
*I'm contemplating both of these.
Can y'all believe it snowed in Central Georgia in the middle of December yesterday? It didn't stick & only lasted about 15 minutes, but still. I'm calling Al Gore & asking him where's my damn global warming.