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Friday, October 1, 2010

Why is it that

...it is such a pain to tag people in a picture on facebook?  How about if I say, 'If you cheer, play football or soccer with my child, look at my pictures'.

...I use so many exclamation points when I write?  I don't speak in exclamation points.  They should come up with some punctuation for sarcasm.

...my children have such a problem with Jack's Big Music Show?  It's just as stupid as all the other shows they watch.

...when I put a Twix in the freezer at 6 & go back to get it at 9, all that's left is the wrapper?

...Bo thinks he can wear his overalls to school 2 days in a row?

...he loves overalls so much?

...he will wear Carhartt Brown, but not khaki? or any other shade of brown for that matter.

...Retro thinks buying Bo Carhartt overalls (not these but similar), the girls new North Face jackets & me Sperry Duck shoes makes up for all his trips?  Close, but I'm still planning a Girl's trip in November. and I'm not referring to my girls.

...I know as soon as I get all these summer clothes put up, it will be hot as 10 hells again.

...Renee Zellweger & Bradley Cooper are finally doing a movie together, but it's scary so I won't watch it?

...Snooki is writing a book?

...gay refers to both sexes but lesbian only refers to females?  Just curious.

...people are trying to ban children from restaurants & airplanes & texting from cars, but no one is concerned about the most annoying & distracting thing; my children, who think I can tie shoes, read books, serve meals & referee fights all while driving down the road?

Now speaking of my children, here's some more things we've be up to.  *Disclaimer: This is also my scrapbook.*

*Bo had his first soccer game Tuesday night. He scored 3 goals; 2 for us, 1 for them. He & my nephew play against each other in the morning. Does anyone remember when Bo tackled him on the pitcher's mound in T-ball?



*Baby Girl & SMF did a little modeling a few weeks ago.  You can check out the clothes at Mada Designs & the photography is by Two Chics.  Here's a few sneak peeks. I hope she smiled better in the others.



*Here's a few pictures from the Redneck Slip & Slide last Sunday (thanks Mitzi).  I may or may not post to ones of me when I get them. 


Crazy isn't it?!?

And if this post isn't long enough, I also have a Letter of Intent.

Foursons


Dear Local PD,

I would like to thank you for your intentions of controlling the crouch rockets motorcycles that like to joyride up & down my highway road at 100 mph, but let me assure you, they are not out & about at 7:30 on a weekday morning. 

It's funny how I never see y'all around on weekend afternoons. 

Signed,
Momma on the run

Mommy's IdeaIf this ain't fragments, I don't know what is.

Happy October!

20 comments:

Mama Mandolin said...

-The last thing Snookie needs to do is write a book.
-Overalls are amazing even though they're not made for big hipped mamas (like myself) but kids always look cute in them.
-And I use way too many exclamation points as well. Then I think I'm stupid when I look back thinking, wow, I'm one of THOSE people!

New here from NFF!

The Crazy Coxes said...

You are not alone. I overuse exclamation points as well. I love North Face jackets! I have bought one for everyone in my family - except for myself.
Congrats to Bo on all of those soccer goals - 2 for us, 1 for them. <- Love it!

molly said...

Ha! Funny post. I like your site. I'm following now :)

Suburban Princess said...

Ooo thanks for reminding me about sperry ducks!

Have a great weekend!

amber said...

We are going somewhere in November - if it's the Byron Inn. I need a BREAK before I hurt someone in my house. First name starts with a "W"! And I have those sperry shoes. Mine are brown too and I love them!

Evonne said...

Snookie can write?

I love the fashion show! Too cute!

Crayon Princess said...

Chelsea said ugly things about exclamation marks on her show a couple of weeks ago; I figured you didn't like them either!:)

Foursons said...

That redneck slip n slide looks awesome!!!

Of course the cops aren't around on a Saturday afternoon. That would mean they might have to actually work on the weekend. I probably just offended someone w/that comment. Sorry.

Thanks for linking up!

Sandra said...

Ya ya, enough of the pictures of the perfectly beautiful children...ugh, you do realize some of us have children who are slightly attractively-challenged (I'm not saying which one of my kids, but lets just say one of them has teeth big enough to build a dam).
I totally agree with you about the no-cell phone zone in car bullshit law. I'm not allowed to talk on my cell but I'm allowed to have four obnoxious kids throwing straws at my head and scrapping in the back seat?...

Preppy 101 said...

Love your posts as always! Such cute pics. What really stunned me were these 2 words in the same sentence:
Snooki and write. Love ya! xoxo

Mo 'Betta said...

I agree, there should be some form of punctuation for sarcasm, b/c I too, overuse the !!!! Adorable pics, love the little model.

Henley on the Horn said...

You are too funny. Bring on the fragments!

Sarah Wyland said...

I am so glad my family isn't the only one with a redneck water slide! Did y'all use dish detergent? Makes things a lot more interesting...

Kristin said...

Hi! Great post!

I'm your newest follower!

Kristin :)
Keenly Kristin

High Heeled Life said...

Loved the fragments.... the girls look so darling ... Baby Girl looks so precious!!!

I think young girls will be swooning around Bo .. he looks so handsome ...

Ok .. you gotta share pics of you on the slide.... have a great week-end.. Hugs HHL..

RN Mama said...

What could Snooki possibly be writing about? How to put a bump-it in?

The modeling pictures are adorable!!! Did you decide yet what your kids are wearing for family pics? The reason I ask is because ours are in 2 weeks and I still have nothing picked out for anyone to wear!

deepintheheartoftexas2 said...

Call the cops on Sat afternoon when they are doing it.

Those girls and those outfits are very cute.

Rachel said...

Yep - I agree with Texas - give your local law enforcement a ring when the adrenaline junkies are flying past your house in the afternoon... our guys love to bust 'em!

lvankuiken said...

I've been being lazy this afternoon, ambling all over blogland, and just discovered your blog. Very funny but I think I fell in love when I saw your post about hot chocolate with the recipe! I'm now a follower and can't wait to come back and read more...

I Wonder Wye said...

Of course Snooki is 'writing' a book (as if that troll can write) -- everybody is writing a book. I picture someone being run down by a semi thinking as they are passing into unconsciousness 'hey, at least I can write a book about this...' ARGUH...and somebody will read it for gawd's sake.....

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