You might be a Preppy Redneck if...

*Your lime green swimming pool matches your lime green golf cart.

*This is your swimming pool & your littles swim in their underwear.

*The monogram on your Denali is covered with mud. (The monogram part doesn't mean that much around here because even the hardcore rednecks have monograms.)

*Your BFF hosts a fish fry on her deck/outdoor living room complete with chandelier.

*You hire a acoustic guitarist for your parties, then ride 4-wheelers all evening.

*You drink martinis & eat fried pickles.

*Your 3-year-old wears smocked dresses but can still beat up children twice her size.

*Your child's private school obviously had a major problem with camouflage because now it's on the dress code do not wear list.

*Your pedicure looks like this, thanks to your 8-year-old & the polish she found at Target.

*Complete with the tattoo you acquired in college, a few years before you obtained your Mrs.

*Your children know the words to numerous country songs, several of which refer to drinking.

*Your baby wore her tutu to her favorite restaurant, Cracker Barrel.

*the restaurant was the redneck part.

*And I just had to include this one of Bo playing pitcher's mound at the last t-ball game.

I'm planning a week's worth of giveaways while I'm on vacation next week.



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