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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Just plain funny!

Pants and Panties



Mike was going to be married to Susan so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, ''Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'


I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'


Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.


'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.


On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Susan, 'Here, try these on..' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Susan took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine..'

Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties..'Susan said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-butt attitude, you never will.'

13 comments:

blueviolet said...

That made me laugh for real! Thanks for the chuckles!

Miss Janice said...

Yes ma'am, that's right!

Jamie said...

Here, here! *raises glass in salute*

The View From A Saddle said...

In reference to your last post.... Avatar is 7.95 at Video Warehouse in P-town! :)

I thought that was a good deal. I looked at the disks and they aren't scratched. they just want to get rid of some because they had too many to rent out!

Laura said...

OMG! That.was.hilarious!!

HT said...

Funny!!

Krystyn said...

Oh, that's a good one..thanks for sharing.

RN Mama said...

I've heard this one before, but I loved hearing it again! Hope you're having a nice Holiday weekend!

P.S. You're only 5 followers away from 500? Wowee wow wow!

Mary said...

Even at 4:00 in the morning, that was funny!

Hannah @ The New Black said...

That is funny! I've heard the first part, but the second part makes it even funnier!!

Cool Gal said...

That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh! :)

Erin said...

I've heard that before and I think it's too funny!

Lady Hill said...

this literally had me laughing out loud. LOVE IT! Thanks for sharing. :-)

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