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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Multi-Tasking Momma

But first...


I'm pregnant!




April Fool's!  Seriously, there's no way, no how.


The best April Fool's joke ever was the April after Bo was born in December.  That morning, Retro was using the potty & I took an old pregnancy test (for Bo's scrapbook) into the bathroom & told him I was pregnant.  He started hum, ah, welling & then I told him April Fool's!  I still laugh about that one!


Annnyway.


Did y'all know I can do laundry & fold clothes inside while not taking my eyes off the children in the yard?


Well, I can't.  But obviously my husband thinks I can!


Oh & I can clean the house while caring for 3 children +1 on Spring Break & taking Bo to the ENT @ 10, Speech @ 2 & Ball practice @ 6.


I'm cool like that!

10 comments:

My Mercurial Nature said...

Amazing how Mom's can do it all...right? Why, just earlier I was on a run, mopping the floors, and supervising homework...all at the same time. ;-) I need a drink.

Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? said...

Oh, that was a good one!

And, seriously, you can't do all of that at the same time? Geez!


(Kidding...who can do that all?)

Lindsey said...

I was about to think you were an amazing multi-tasker, but then was glad to know you are just like me and can't juggle a million things at once. Funny how hubby's think we can do that! ;)

Crayon Princess said...

That was great; I was confused at first, because I have read your 100 things...:0) Happy April Fool's Day!

Sandra said...

You are fabulous!! :-) So what are we wearing in the way of Easter outfits this year, Miss SSM??? xoox

Messy Mommy said...

Yeah for you. I suck at multitasking.

RN Mama said...

I so wanted to do that one to my husband!

Happy Easter Mama! See you at the egg hunt on Saturday!


April Fools!

Unknown said...

LOL

katie lake said...

For my "I'm a horrible person story" of the day I will admit when I was 16 I decided to April Fool's my momma by telling her I was pregnant. This was funny to me bc I was a total goody goody sweet perfect never did anything wrong teenager. She didn't get the joke...Certainly learned my lesson.

Heather said...

Hahaha! I SO need to do that April Fools joke! That is great!

Good luck with your laundry/cleaning endeavors!

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