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Dear Left Ovary or only ovary left,
What is your deal?
You haven't worked right since I've known you. You & your former partner-in-crime have caused me tremendous amounts of stress& false alarms throughout the years, not to mention the expense you cost me in getting pregnant with Sass & Bo. And let's not forget the surprise you caused the last time you decided to work on a whelm right after Bo turned a year old. Need a reminder? We call her Baby Girl.
Now, 4 years later, you decide to start working like clockworkeven without medical intervention, which is a first. Need I remind you that #1. three is plenty, thanks #2. I'm too old (in my opinion) and most importantly #3. I have NO uterus & your buddy died 6 years ago.
I thought we had an agreement From the very beginning, I would deal with the inconvenience you caused & in turn you would refrain from subjecting me to any pain. Since January, you have beenin breach of contract & delivering sharp pains for like 5 days every a month. I thought I had a freaking cyst. Please cease & desist on the egg-producing. It's too little, too late. And without just cause.
If I didn't thinkI would become even crazier than I currently am it would effect my lifestyle, I would have you removed & burned at the stake. Please don't make me have to call Dr. H or Ken Nugent. One call, that's all.
Thank you for your corporation,
One irritated Semi-Slacker Mom
What is your deal?
You haven't worked right since I've known you. You & your former partner-in-crime have caused me tremendous amounts of stress
Now, 4 years later, you decide to start working like clockwork
I thought we had an agreement From the very beginning, I would deal with the inconvenience you caused & in turn you would refrain from subjecting me to any pain. Since January, you have been
If I didn't think
Thank you for your corporation,
One irritated Semi-Slacker Mom
19 comments:
Oh gosh, that totally stinks! I'm sorry you're having so many problems. I hope your ovary listens to this letter and takes a chill pill. (Wow, I haven't said that since 7th grade!)
Thanks for linking up!
i got as far as overy...then my balls shrank, and i read no further....lol, but i love ya anyway.
Having just had a hysterectomy a couple weeks ago, I can sympathize. Hope that little sucker sits up and starts behaving!
Girl, I sort of feel your pain. Ever since I had my tubal after Micah, I can tell you like clockwork when I'm ovulating. It hurts like HECK! Now, prior to said tubal...NOTHING! I hadn't the foggiest. It SUCKS! Here's to hoping you feel better.
That pain really does hurt! A lot!
Do not let a doc take your ovaries you will become crazy like my mother!
I'm thinking you probably need to keep that ovary, in order to not go totally insane. I hope he/she/it takes your letter seriously and gets it's act together!
I have one left too, the left one as a matter of fact, and while it doesn't do it every month, every once in awhile it causes those same pains. Very frustrating. Makes me wish I would have had both of them removed.
Pain free here!
Sorry to hear about your troubles- that stinks!
Hope you have a "better" weekend.
Yes sorry for your pain, you write it very well
kim
Why is it so hard to be a woman?!
Could I send this letter along to my ovaries, or rather please tell the cysts on them where to go? Blech! I can understand your pain!
Ouch! So sorry you're in such pain without just cause! I told my hubby recently that I figured that since we were having more babies it was time for the factory to shut down! Go figure ... after a lifetime of irregular cycles and infertility I am regular as clockwork at 51!
Oh the wonders of the female body. If we could explain it, we could make millions!!! xoxo
I'm thinking that I may have to get a hysterectomy soon so I'm starting to feel your pain. (literally)
Hey ovary, fall in line! I'm glad you have a sense of humor about this, it sounds like a big ol head and heartache.
Sorry for your pain, but your blog is hilarious!! Mitzi
Yikes! That totally stinks! At least you can have a sense of humor about it!!
It is completely frustrating when you feel as though your body is turning on you. It is happening at a much more rapid pace than when I was younger! Hopefully the problems will ease soon!
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