Crappy yesterday = scheduled post. Sorry.
10 Things I've Learned as a Mother
1. You will spend more money on a dress for your daughter than one for yourself.
2. Not everyone enjoys sleep as much as you do did. And you CAN survive without it.
3. Never live in a house without a kitchen door. with a lock.
4. If you ever want to talk on the phone again, you must install a soundproof phone booth. with a lock.
5. The person that you couldn't live without is the same person who you threaten to drop off at the orphanage. daily.
6. You CAN look at & even clean up puke without vomiting yourself. among other things.
7. Injuries often hurt you worse than your child. and shots. and stitches/staples. and hurt feelings.
8. You will gain a new appreciation for cartoons.
9. How to eat an entire meal in under 5 minutes while feeding 3 children.
10. Your life will never be the same. and you wouldn't have it any other way.
Monday, April 12, 2010
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28 comments:
motherhood..puke, locks and stapples..lol
just kidding, what a sweet post;0
happy monday
let me just say I AGREE WITH YOU~!~
loved these :)
You my friend are scaring me out of EVER wanting children!
You sure said it all! I love it!
Agreed!
Love it!! and couldn't agree more.. it's a daily learning experience.. you realize you're capable of the unimaginable.
so true!
Agreed! Although, I do gag with the vomit thing. :)
Hope everythings okay! And, yes I think my mom has spent more on my dresses than she does for herself! Hope you're having a fabulous day!
I just spent more on a pageant dress than I did on my wedding gown. Yes. For real.
You hit the nail right on the head. These are all 100% true.
#1 is my favorite! I've also recently learned that I will spend more money on my daughter's shoes than I do my own!
Every single one of these is SO TRUE.
You said this very well!
OH yes! And you're right. We wouldn't have it any other way!!! xoxo
#1 is right on! a damn shame, but totally true!
your list sounds right on with me and i'm only the momma of a pup!
What a truthful list!!
I am a new follower ;-)
Love the blog! Very entertaining.
No. I will not survive without sleep
So true about the orphanage!
I agree with you on all counts! :)
BTW I left you an award on my blog :)
Hey- Just found you somehow ;) and now am following along! Your quote of the week on your sidebar, the Dr. Seuss one? That's in my blog header! Check it! I love that one...
That's a great list. I always spend more money on my kids than I do myself. *sigh*
hahaha so true. sad this is I think I like cartoons more than my daughter ;)
Ain't that the truth!
I love #5 and #9! So true! Great post!
Ditto to all...especially needing a kitchen door...obviously we dont have one.
You threaten to drop the kids off at the orphanage-I threaten to sell mine on Ebay for a vacation LOL
Motherhood!!! LOL
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