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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Why is it that...

3 children can eat 2 pounds of goldfish in 4 days?

I have measuring spoons for nip, smidgen, pinch & dash but not tablespoons?

Baby Girl can mess up a brand-new white turtleneck in less than 5 minutes? Thank the Lord for Oxi-Clean! The first one was ruined with blood.

Bo will eat corn on the cob but not off?

I'm 35 & fixing to buy Ellen's age-defying makeup? or Botox. But I did have a good tan on my face when I was younger!

Baby Girl prefers her waffles frozen? Eggo, of course.

Bobby Flay's collards & sweet potatoes look nothing like mine? But mine still taste awfully good!

I can get a Christmas card from Connecticut in a timely manner, but not from my friend that lives 5 miles away?

Sassy thinks she needs a bra & she's 8 & as flat-chested as her brother? My momma got her one. It's basically a cut-off camisole! But she's thinks she's all that & a bag of chips.

Baby Girl has started calling me "mutta" & sounds like Tony Soprano. Don't piss her off or you might be sleeping with the fishes.

I'm considering sending my treehouse post to American Girl to try for more action? I'm on a mission now. Think those 19 comments will make a difference?

Just wondering.

15 comments:

Poolside with the Girls said...

Good for you that you got Sassy what she was looking for. I think that it will be easier when she really does need one if she's wearing one now and comfortable with it.

It worked with my oldest. Look out, puberty is RIGHT around the corner...welcome to my nightmare!

Preppy 101 said...

Definitely send the Treehouse post + comments to AG. And before you send it, tell them how many total followers may have read that post as my followers will link to your blog, etc. ad infinitum! xoxo

P.S. My word verification for this comment is "motha" - love it, don't you?

Tracie said...

I must admit that Corn on the cob is delicious and I could eat ears of it...but once you cut it off-I have no further interest in it. It changes the taste....I promise...even if my entire family calls me crazy!

Absolutely send that post to AG! Tell them all your blog readers are behind you (and a lot of us have girls!!)

Jennifer said...

I have the same problem with tablespoons. What exactly happens to them? And eating spoons too. I have all the knives and forks and big spoons, but the small ones for cereal and soup, where they hell are they?

SupahMommy said...

you should make that a meme.. .why is it...

that's a catchy one.

xoxoxo

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

My kids will only corn OFF the cob!! LOL!

Shell said...

My kids love waffles frozen. It's so odd, but I guess there's nothing really wrong with it, other than it being odd.

Go get AG- they should have given you SOMETHING.

pink green & southern said...

I STILL can't believe you got my Christmas card the day after I sent it!!! That is sumpin', mutta!

mama's smitten said...

Oh no not the bra thing! My seven year told me that apparently her friends have one!

RN Mama said...

I think you should file a class action law suit against American Girl! That's just my suggestion. I got the new American Girl doll magazine in the mail a few days ago and saw that the "Doll of the Year" was Lanie. Now I'm going to have to hide that damn magazine all year, so my daughter (Lainey) doesn't see it! I'm not buying anymore dolls!

P.S. Hydrogen Peroxide takes blood out of white clothing. Trust me, I'm a nurse!

Laura said...

So, so funny!! If you ever stop blogging, I will HUNT you down in Georgia! The Devil won't have anything on me! Ha!

♥ Noelle ♥ said...

lol!! you crack me up!! i so need some damn oxy clean!

Foursons said...

I sent my letter off to Lego and Mega Bloks. Of course after I realized my beef was with Mega Bloks and NOT legos. But they still charge way too much for a box of stupid legos.

kys said...

I saw Princess' comment about making this a meme. Sometimes Lee does this on Weds. She calls it Why Is It Wed and has a button for it. I almost did one today. (LOL)

PS Ellen's makeup is full of The Awesome. I was pleasantly surprised.

Paging Doctor Mommy said...

Holy Crap I love that your little one sounds like Tony Soprano!

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