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Monday, January 25, 2010

What do you think...

1) I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4) There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5) How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6) Was learning cursive really necessary?

7) Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10) Bad decisions make good stories.

11) Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

12) "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

13) I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

14) I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

15) I disagree with Kay’s Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than with jewelry.

12 comments:

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

That last one cracked me up!!!!

Oh, and #4. All my fonts are sarcasm. I know no other language. (Except 1-10 in Spanish...and a couple of spanish dirty words. Don't tell my mom. She thinks I'm talking about mexican food...)

Taylor @ Jimmy Choos and a Baby Too said...

Haha too funny! Im a new follower...love your blog :)

blueviolet said...

They really should have a sarcasm font. Tres necessaire! I love the idea of having a computer history cleaner! lol

Laura@Cowboy Boots said...

ok that was sooo hysterical! i totally agree w/the last one! ha ha

Brittney said...

LMAO! those were great!

a H.I.T. said...

I agree with everything, 100 percent. Especially the Kay Jewelers part.

christy rose said...

Love #5 and totally agree with #8. they were all funny!

pink green & southern said...

#15 is cracking me up!

RN Mama said...

Ha! They are all so true. The only (and I mean ONLY) thing I can write in cursive is my first and last name.

Hanna said...

Totally agree! Numbers 1,7, and 15 are the greatest! Love your blog!

Poolside with the Girls said...

#1. I have totally been looking for someone to "shut down" my computer in the event of my untimely death...

I'll do yours if you do mine...

Wait, that wont work now will it?

Jessica Jones, ATL Mom of 3 said...

I LOVE this list!
I am totally on board with the ignoring the blu ray hype!
we should create a hashtag
#imtocheaptoswitchtobluray

catchy?

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