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Monday, January 18, 2010

How to be gracious in the South

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.



Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!



A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.



Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.



A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.' Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.

11 comments:

BNM said...

That's just FABULOUS!!!!
Loved it :)

Kate said...

Yes! Love it. :) That is sassy classy. Thanks for the laugh on this gloomy monday!

Anonymous said...

Love it! Too funny!

KK said...

Funniest thing I EVER heard!

Henley on the Horn said...

I have heard that story before & I Love it!!! I also love the one where the woman leaves shrimp shells in the curtain rods when the new wife insists on keeping them!!!

RN Mama said...

Ha, I love it!

Princess Freckles said...

LOVE this story! Just perfect!

Sandra said...

One of my favorites! xoxo

Helene said...

LOL...that's hysterical!!

Paula @ Organizing Tips For Moms said...

Thank for the laugh!

christy rose said...

LOL This was was extremely funny!

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