But on the bright side, my new urologist is a cutie & Lortab at Christmas is the gift that keeps on giving. And not much of a chance for ugly words at the dinner table on Christmas eve.
The littles are all about opening presents, but when I ask about the present they got me, it's all uh, uh, I can't tell you till Christmas.
Need a last minute gift? I've got just the thing-
Skittles Vodka!
180 ml vodka
60 pieces of skittles candies (of a single color)
Directions :
1. Separate all the skittles by color.
2. Mix approximately 60 skittles to 180 mL of vodka into empty water bottles and shake vigorously.
3. Leave overnight.
4. Strain the skittle vodka (use a chinois or coffer filter or something similar) making sure all the white residue is removed.
5. Pour vodka into container, jar, or bottle and chill.
And if you're Not in the Christmas Mood, you can try some of these-
Wear a Santa suit 2 the nearest red light district & stand on the corner saying "Ho!" as women walk by.
Create snow sculptures in yo yard of snowmen robbing Santa Claus.
Get a job as a mall Santa & then tell all the children you're sick of the milk and cookies crap & you'd prefer a beer & a plate of hot wings instead.
Stand on a street corner selling dime bags of mistletoe.
Buy a package of Keebler's E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and hand them out to children saying this is what happens to the bad elves.
Sell Grinch-skin rugs.
Put on a Santa suit and open a mall kiosk that sells reindeer jerky and Easter Bunny filets.
Randomly replace one bulb in your neighbor's lights so they no longer work. Repeat this every day until Christmas.
I overheard Bo tell Baby Girl that after today they only have to be good one more day. Well that's a good start.
Y'all have a great CHRISTmas Eve eve!
14 comments:
I can see that the little nip/tuck action hasn't changed you! Ha!
Have a VERY Merry Christmas, Semi-Slacker!!
I would have loved some lipo! Have a Merry Christmas!
loritab for christmas, how can I get some of that...lol
merry day;)
I hope you feel well soo--have a very, merry Christmas!
Have a wonderful Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Love this post!! Have a fabulous Christmas Day!! xoxo
Merry Christmas to you!
Oh that Bo! What a stinker! Merry Christmas!
I am lovin that Skittles business!
Skittles vodka??? Where was this the 6 years I was in college???
Merry Christmas, friend! I hope you Lortab takes you to your happy place very quickly.
Hope the recovery is easy. That skittles vodka sounds very interesting!
Merry Christmas!
Hope you're starting to feel better!
We're celebrating with my in-laws today...all I want for Christmas is a Valium and a stiff drink!
Skittles vodka??? Bless you lady!
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