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Monday, December 7, 2009

Five Laps I'd Rather Sit on than Santa's

Good Monday morning to all you fabulous people that take time out of your busy life to read all about little old me & my crazy family! hey. that rhymes.

I'm "post"poning Bo's birthday bash write-up to join in with MommyBrain and SupahMommy & share the Five Laps I'd Rather Sit on Than Santa's. cause y'all know that's much for fun to read about than a 5 year old's birthday party. just sayin'


All about MEme Monday: Five Laps You'd Rather Sit on than Santa's

So without further ado, I'm really just sayin' that because I've been downloading pictures for 45 minutes & still ain't happy with all the sizes here are the 5 laps I'd rather sit on. in no particular order



1. Gerald Bulter

Yeah, I know he's a bad boy, but those eyes... Did you see him in The Ugly Truth? It's on my DVR. And totally on my Christmas list. Retro likes when I watch movies with my favorite hotties in them. I know, Becky, TMI.

Hell, he's the only reason I watched Nim's Island. I promise you, I'd live on a deserted island with him any day.



And P.S. I Love You!!! with my 2. Jeffery Dean Morgan? This little beauty had me at Denny Duquette. Even in a hospital bed he got me all hot & bothered.

I have a thing for eyes. Have you noticed? Which leads me to my latest obsession my new favorite actor-

3. Josh Hopkins

I recently fell in love with this hottie on my favorite new show of the season, along with Accidentally on Purpose, which also has 2 more laps I'd prefer, but that's another story Cougar Town. I will be so glad when Grayson & Ellie finally hook up already!!! Who writes this stuff? Men, I'm sure.

But last night, I watched & DVRed, the cutest movie 12 Men of Christmas. I love Kristin Chenoweth, but Joshie that's just pillowtalk really made that movie! at least for me. That hottie could probably get me to climb down a cliff too, Kristin.


Again with the eyes.

I am totally upset that I could not provide you with a better picture, but I know you really don't want to drool all over your keyboard. So. you're welcome.


And the next two hotties have previously been called out as objects of my affections here.

Feel free to read all about why I'm leaving my husband for 4. Ryan Reynolds.


Don't fuss about the bad picture, you have google too.



Retro & I watched The Proposal the other night. DVRed that too. He was able to enjoy Sandra Bullock without blocking my view of Ryan.

PTL for Pay-per-View because it's the only way I can get him to see a "women feel good movie". He knows he loves them, just won't admit it.

Finally, if you enjoyed reading about why I'm leaving my husband, you will certainly enjoy my reason for dumping my boyfriend for this bit of man candy.

5. Eddie Cibrain. He's the best thing that ever hit Miami. He's so hot, Horatio better keep those sunglasses on. And if I was Callie, I'd be all over that.
Is it sad that I get that into TV shows? Stupid CBS took my family, The Lewises that's Guiding Light for those of you living under a rock off the air. So I've got to live vicariously somewhere else.

Did Supah only say 5? Well since it is Christmas & all, I'm gonna wrap up these two & put them under the tree for safe keeping. Just in case the fat guy gets handsy. And no, I'm not talking about you honey. You're NOT fat. I think love handles are sexy.
The awards for Lap #6 & #7 go to...
McSteamy

McReallyneedstogetsomesowecanseethatsexysmilemoreoften.


Seriously. If they're not bringing Izzy back, that chic with the short hair will do.
Now that I've got y'all all excited, Ruby & Max are making a gingerbread house. Well Ruby is making it & Max is worrying the hell out of her. Happy 2nd week of December.

12 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I wonder if max will ever talk??

pink green & southern said...

My list? Tim McGraw, Tim McGraw, Tim McGraw, Tim McGraw, and even more Tim McGraw.

Beth Dunn said...

I love Ryan Reynolds!!!! My son is making a ginger bread house too-so cute. Have fun. And no you are the not the only person who has not read my book-no one has read my book! LOL xoxo

SC

Foursons said...

I'm so with you on #1, #2, and #4!

Tsquared417 said...

Great list! I couldn't agree more!!

blueviolet said...

You are cracking me up! I'm especially united in your love for Jeffrey Dean Morgan. He was also in a movie where he was the dead husband of somebody (what's with the dead roles?) and I think it was Hilary Swank. But, oh swoooooon.... he was hot in that!

Amber said...

I LOVE your list! Ryan Reynolds! how did I forget about him! MIITB got me addicted to The Nine's and he's in that movie and I adore him! silly me! But you have a bunch of hotties on your list!

Princess Freckles said...

Ahhh great list! McSteamy...love him!

RN Mama said...

You had me with Ryan Reynolds...I wouldn't mind sitting on that lap! Oh, and when I was in LA two years ago, I was just feet away from McSteamy! My husband's aunt wanted me to go over to him and ask to take a picture, but I just couldn't do it! That will probably go down as one of my biggest regrets in life!

Laura said...

Although I totally agree with the Tiger post, I'm afraid we don't have the same taste in men. Poo!

SarahHub said...

Oh, #5 for sure! That dimple melts me...

Preppy 101 said...

Great Post!! LOVE IT!

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