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Monday, November 16, 2009

Skippy the Pharmacist, cranberry sauce & a sneak peek

I had to have some words with our 12-year-old pharmacist this morning. He screwed up my prescription again.

He gave me 30 Wellbutrin instead of 90. He said something about thinking I only wanted a 10-day supply. Who only takes 450mg of Wellbutrin for 10 days? I didn't know Sesame Street had a pharmacy school.

Mrs. Bonnie (the older lady) never screws it up, buddy.



Every year, our school is in charge of collecting the cranberry sauce for the needy Christmas boxes.

I was telling the children to remind me to get the cranberry sauce for the poor people. (I know that is not PC, so save your comment.)

He told me that there's no poor people at (school).

I told him, not until they pay tuition.



Here's a sneak peek at the Semi-Slacker children's photo shoot.

15 comments:

Princess Freckles said...

The pictures are amazing! I love the red bows on the girls!

Foursons said...

Bahahahaha! Isn't that the truth about tuition! Those pictures are gorgeous. Well, your children are gorgeous and they were captured perfectly in the photos.

Jessica Ryan said...

OMG you are too funny!!!!!

Pictures are AH-MAZING!!!

KK said...

What Jessica said!

Laura said...

Someone PA-LEESE give the woman her drugs!!!!

Pictures are awesome!!!

Sandra said...

Oh the pics are great!! I can't wait to get my card!! xoxo

Margaret said...

LOL ya people that are in the medical field tend to be dumb at times!

Sarah Wyland said...

Love the pictures of the kids. I kind of want one of those red headbands now, haha!

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional said...

What a doofus. And seriously, who needs that much cranberry sauce? Does anyone actually eat that stuff? (hurl)

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional said...

PS - LOVE the pictures!

mes petit choux said...

pics are GORGE! now most importantly tell how you got children to look at camera and smile! We have our pics on Sat and I have an arsenal of bribes/threats that will be coming with me. pray for me! :)

Sam said...

the photos are awesome!!!

My pharmacist is also did not go to smart school!

Tracie said...

Oh, those pictures! Wonderful!!

RN Mama said...

I love the pic of the kids on the truck!

Oh, and seriously what kind of idiot would mess with a woman's crazy pills! Bone head.

Expat Barbie said...

great pictures, and great post. i love your sense of humor

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