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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Make sure you put your affairs in order

The woman was shocked by the news she had just received, but managed to compose herself and walked into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.'

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'

The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??'

'Because I don't want any of them sleeping with your father after I'm gone..'

And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order.'

11 comments:

Foursons said...

Bahahaha! That is hilarious!

EntertainingMom said...

LOL!

Preppy 101 said...

Oh honey! this is just too darn funny! Loving it. haha xoxo

Margaret said...

LOL I love it!

Nancy Campbell said...

HA!

pink green & southern said...

Hi-larious!

Erin said...

Now THAT is a good one!
;-)

Laura said...

That was great~!

Tales From My Empty Nest said...

That was so funny!!Thanks for sharing. Love & blessings from NC!

Miss Janice said...

Lord have mercy, that's too funny!

Henley on the Horn said...

I wish I had thought of that one! Hilarious!!!!

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