You can't always trust Google

I've been wanting to do a post like this for a while & I feel like I need to clarify a few things.

For those of you looking for advice on how to tell your husband you're leaving or what to do after you leave your husband, I can't help you. I'm only leaving my hubby if Ryan Reynolds calls. or Matthew Mc. or Adrian G. I'll let you know how that works out.

And will my husband love me when I'm a mom, I don't how you got here, but mine damn well better because he can't divorce me. He couldn't handle every other weekend.

If your husband is a slacker send him to me. I'll help him step up his game. There's only SEMI-slackers around here. But if he has a golf blog roll, I can't help you. I'd rather my hubby had a blog roll than be a scratch player.

For those of you looking for confessions of shoplifters & a Wal-Mart shoplifter, they sent you to the wrong place. I couldn't shoplift from Wal-Mart if I wanted to, because they CHECK MY RECEIPT every time. Wynonna Ryder might could help you with that. Let me know when you find her blog.

I also can't help you if you're looking for an OTC strep test. Granted I do have a mini pharmacy in my medicine cabinet, the Semi-Slackers have never had strep. Everything else, but not strep. But since I wrote that, somebody will have it next week. Check back.

I have a huge recipe collection. Hey, me too! But I don't cook a lick. I like to look at the pictures.

If you're looking for catchy names for semi trucks, how about Haulin' A$&? Confessions of a Truck Driver? Maybe I should google it too.

Christmas angels card? Seriously? I get where they got the Christmas card part- we do that, but angels!?! The people at Google obviously don't read this blog. The Semi-Slacker children are rarely angels on a day-today basis, but throw in a camera, cute clothes & 3 smiles & angels are the last thing I would call them.

And if you find out how to help a bossy 5 yr. old, please let me know because I've got a bossy 7 yr. old & a bossy 2 yr. old. I bet you were disappointed when Google sent you here. or maybe you realized you don't have it that bad after all.

As for these:

blogspot and willaim and mom - I'm sorry but that is not how you spell William. That's all I've got for you.

mom with son secret sex porm hub - Well. I'm a mom with a son. and 2 daughters, so it's not much of a secret that hubs & I have sex. And what is porm? Is that some new term? And with the whole 3 kid thing, you probably wouldn't enjoy our porm.

semi sex picture, mom & young- Huh? It's semi-slacker, not semi-sex. Is that some kind of new fertility term? That's the closest thing to semi sex I've ever had. And yes, I am a mom but I'm not young & I've birthed 3 huge babies. Trust me, you would not enjoy a picture of me like that. The whole sagging boob thing & the topographical map & turtle skin on my belly probably wouldn't do much for you.