I saw this list in this month's issue of Parenting magazine & I revamped it a little to fit my Semi-Slacker lifestyle.
1. The Big Brother in your house isn't a hidden camera, it's a kid that follows you around all day.
2. No hope of trading up to a multimillionaire, housecleaning husband who lives to give foot rubs in a wacky wife-swap episode.*
3. I drive a Yukon, shop at Target & drink Cherry Coke all the live-long day & blog about it, but no one gives me a dime for product placement.
4. I endure hours of grueling photo shoots with my children - but have yet to see any pictures in People or TMZ.
5. The only Extreme Home Makeover I'm getting is courtesy of a 2-year-old with crayons.
6. I'd like to see any of the Iron Chefs make 6 dishes, without processed foods, that all 3 of my children will eat.
7. Apparently I'm not even smarter than a 1st grader.
8. I NEVER get voted off - even if I beg! *
9. I'm surrounded by "real" housewives - that only get "dressed" & put on makeup when necessary too.
10. The only stars I see dancing are the ones in my head.
*the ones I didn't change!*
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
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14 comments:
Haha! This is great!
That's awesome!
Loving # 4-5-6-7, well all of them except the Yukon, replace with mini van.
Thanks for the giggle in the morning.
Funny. Very Funny!!!!!!
This is a great post!! So hilarious!! I would love some product replacements ;-) xoxo
That is a good list! Thanks for sharing. Reality shows just aren't real.
That is brilliant! LOL
This is fabulous! Thanks for sharing!
HAhaha! LMAO. You crack me up. Love the "can't get voted off, even if you beg" one. Good stuff!
This is hilarious!!!
so funny!
I love this. I always get suckered into reality TV but my life is not that real.
Awesome Post!
Also, I'm guessing you don't have up to three different hairdos at the same time on your head.
Priceless. I totally feel you on this one!
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