DISCLAIMER:

IF SOMETHING YOU READ DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO PLEAD INSANITY! Or I've already taken my Ambien.







Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday Fragments


This week my children have giving me advice on how to improve my parenting skills.

After insisting that I make him some brownies 10 minutes before bedtime, then having to wait for them to cool, Bo told me "I strongly suggest you cook brownies in the microwave not the oven."

Baby Girl had a tiny sticker in her foot, the kind from the yard & I was trying to get it out. Apparently I was not doing a good enough job, because she told me to "Pay attention!".

Is it bad that I left a Mother's Day/Anniversary Gift Idea List by Retro's cell phone charger?

Do ya'll think Jon of Jon&Kate+8 is really having an affair? Do you think they'll get a divorce? This really concerns me. I love those kids.

Dress Questions answered:

I got the dress at my favorite local boutique. They are currently working on their website. But the store is so cute & it helps that I have "an account" there!!

And I don't have any place to wear in at the moment. If we were going to Natalia's for our anniversary, I would wear it there. But we're going to Bonefish Grill. My 2nd favorite place.

Surely, somebody will have a party this summer that I can wear it too. If not, then I guess the Bunko Babes will have to have a GNO.

Wedding Prank Questions answered:

No, I didn't sling a rod. My daddy thought I would though because he told the guys "I wouldn't do that if I was you, you know how SSM is."

Had it not been for the Valium I had taken or the fact that it was my wedding day, those boys would have been in big time trouble!!!

And it was kinda funny.

Courtesy of Half-Past Kissin' Time

9 comments:

Jillian, Inc said...

I am sure you remember my posting about the hubby-bashing, trash-talking Kate and how I think she's a crock. No wonder Jon is straying a bit. It's not right, but I can certainly see that he has a REASON. I am sure they will stay together and work it out. It's also been widely written that she craves the spotlight (notice the weight loss, new hair and constant tan???) where he shys away from it. I feel for him. With 8 kids and her bitching all the time, he needs a job where he travels 4 days a week or something.

Kathy B! said...

I agree with Jillian! I hope they manage to work through it, though. That's a tough family situation to start with and divorce won't make it any easier for anyone - especially the kids!

Pretty Personal Gifts said...

I just want to know this about Jon...with 8 kids, 2 dogs, 1 controlling wife and no job, WHERE does he think he is he really going?

His escape plan is flawed don't you think?

And further...WHO WHO WHO wants the guy with 8 kids, 2 dogs, 1 controlling ex-wife, no job and $1,000,000 monthly child support payments?

Just my 2 cents.

Gracie Beth said...

From what I have read Jon no longer lives with the family and only come over to film...I think he deserves EVERY snide comment she has ever made to him! I could totally see little sis telling me to pay attention...I get the most Sas from her because I do not have the authority to hit her and she knows it.

Jennifer said...

Thank you so much for Capperson's email. I was starting to worry about her!

Laura said...

I love the "stong suggestion"! Ha! And no, I don't think it's wrong to leave your wish list beside your man's charger! Wish I'd thought of that!!

wife.mom.nurse said...

LOL! I want you to be my mom and make brownies for me before bedtime!!!

I hope the Mother's day hint works!!!

")

~Julie

Domestic Diva said...

Happy Mother's Day! Don't you love the kiddie advice. Priceless! As for Kate, she seems to be a bit harsh to her hubbie on camera. I don't see why they need those cameras in the house at all. I think I would focus on what really matters... my marriage & my children. BACK TO REALITY!!!
xxxxxx

Mrs4444 said...

They say the secret to a happy marriage is communication. I that note isn't communication, I don't know what is! You're going to have a very blessed Mothers Day :)

Jon, Jon, Jon...where in the world did he find the time?! And as for that "controlling wife," he chose her, didn't he? I hate when people blame others for the choices people make.

Related Posts with Thumbnails