In My Next Life!

* My friend, Amy sent me this & I thought it was very appropriate.*

Gonna Be A Bear

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs & excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

*Note: I don't really believe in reincarnation, so maybe one of the Wizards of Waverly Place could just come over & turn me into a bear now.

**Some people will say I already act like a bear. That is so not true!