Thoughts from the Turnaround

Here's a few of the things I think about while sitting in the pick-up line waiting to pick up Sassy at school-

• "Dr. SayYes" - I heard this ad on the radio. Are you kiddin' me? Cheap plastic surgery! All I'm sayin' is, you get what you pay for!
• Is it bad that I don't care about the Olympics? I rather watch Jon & Kate's relocation (it's not a vacation w/ that many kids) to the beach! Sassy asked me this morning if the Olympics were kinda like the Disney Channel Games. I said yes!
• I hate to get my oil changed. I had to this morning. No offense Jerry Lee, but I hate waiting there. It's boring, dirty & smells like car stuff.
• If I monogrammed my LL Bean perfect-fit pants, will it look like I'm dressed & not just bummin?
• Someone should invent Satellite TV for the car! I'm missing GL now that school started back. That sucks!
• Why couldn't I have come up with the idea for a stupid kid's show like Yo Gabba Gabba or Oobi? I smoked weed in college too. I don't know, the YGG folks might be on some stronger stuff. And Oobi? Hand puppets? No budget- these people are making a killing!

On a lighter note,

Yesterday, I took Bo to buy a b-day present for Sass. I told him it was a secret. Nothing was said about it all last night. I thought we were in the clear. This morning, first thing, he sees the wrapped gift on the table. "Look what I got for you (Sassy). It's a Webkin!" Good job on the top-secret info, Bo-Bo!