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Sunday, August 17, 2008

If I had a dollar...

Seriously, If I had a dollar for every time one of these phrases was said at our house, I wouldn't have to wait on Retro to put us in a pool - I could write the check today myself!!!
  • Stop fighting! (Sassy & Bo - imagine that!)
  • No hitting! (Baby Girl - It's a good thing she's pretty cause she mean as a snake!)
  • Don't eat/ play with the dog food! (No joking! BG likes to eat the dog biscuits & constantly plays with their food!)
  • Baby, will you draw me some water! (Retro. Seriously.)
  • Don't make a mess! (5 minutes before somebody inevitably makes a mess!)
  • Get down!!! (All 3, off the table, cabinets, stair railing, porch railing, I could go on & on. It's a miracle we haven't had a broken bone! Yet...)
  • Turn it down! (Sass & Retro. The TV is so loud, I thought Camp Rock & the Olympics had relocated to my living room!)
  • Let's gooo! (to school, to church, anywhere that we have to be on time for.)
  • That's not your business! (BG, she's in to everything! My purse, the remote, the phone, Sass's stuff - Heaven forbid!)
  • Where's my... (Retro, mostly. He couldn't find his nose if it wasn't between his eyes!!!)
  • No, No Buck! (our almost 1 black lab. I think he was a "crack puppy". He is off the chain!)
If they had any money (that wasn't already mine), I'd have to start charging these people! I guess I'll just have to ask Santa for a pool!

2 comments:

Kristy said...

Cute post. Thanks for a laugh!

Breanna said...

Good for people to know.

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