The Mystery of the Red Panties

Did the title of this post get your attention?

Here's the story... We have a golf cart path we travel on quite regularly. It's behind a peach orchard & takes us to the barn, Aunt Prissy's "new" house & to visit our neighbor's cows. One day this spring, we were riding along & saw a pair of red panties hanging on a tree.

Sassy asked what they were doing there. And I suggested that maybe the owner was riding down the road & needed to tt, so she turned off into the peach orchard, but she had an accident anyway & hung her panties on the tree to dry. After several weeks, we decided she must have forgetten about her panties. Then after our migrant workers returned, the panties disappeared, only to show up on other trees, then not at all. We thought the mystery was over till yesterday, the panties were returned to the original tree.

The mystery continues, but I really do not want to know the real story. Would you?